yes it is Simon. He is a good bear. :)
strength. “We can lift a car off somebody,” he says. “Watch this.” He picks up a chair and holds it over his head. “I’m Hercules!” He says.
I’m impressed. But one day I see lights and run my bike into a ditch full of sticks.
The doctor says, ”You gotta stop eating road salt. It’s drying out your brain.”
“My friend’s been eating it forever and he’s okay,” I say and squint like Clint Eastwood because I don’t know if he’s a good doctor. Read More
I was a poker shark when I was a kid. I was proud of my abilities. “I’m like Batman with poker," I said to my friend Doug, who was crazy.
"Batman didn't play Poker," said Doug.
"It's a metaphor."
"Whatever. If you're so good, let's see the money. I want to stick it in my pants.”
"He he. I know."
“Anyway, I can’t show you the money now. It’s in pennies.” Read More
How to not be Donald Trump.
A client-friend asked me recently if Donald Trump was charismatic. That question caught me off guard and I was taken aback. I can’t see why anyone would support Trump. The guy embodies everything I teach against at Charisma Arts. He lies. He insults. He panders. He needs constant approval. Read More
I saw the original Star Wars movie in the theater when it came out in 1977.
That was a tough year for my family. My grandmother had passed away and a few months later, my Aunt, who was the matriarch of our family, was killed in a car crash. Read More